Product Review – Downhere – On The Altar Of Love

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Ben Lloyd of Tech Write UK has recently been recruited by Stoke-based radio station Cross Rhythms as a regular music reviewer for their extensive online database of records and CDs. As part of this role he is asked to write fourPicture of the "On The Altar Of Love" album cover reviews a month of supplied albums according to the writing styles specified by Cross Rhythms.

One of the albums he was asked to review was “On The Altar Of Love” by award winning Canadian group Downhere. The review specification insisted that the text could be no longer than 220 words, but had to give the reader a good idea as to what to expect if they purchased the CD. The full review can be read in the Cross Rhythms Artist Database here

Product Review – HP Scroll Mouse

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Below is another product review written for the consumer opinion websites Ciao UK and DooYoo, this time detailing the HP PS/2 Scroll Mouse. The tone is lighter than a more professional review as is in keeping with the “community” feel of both websites. You can read the full review in place here.

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Overview & Appearance

The HP PS2 optical scroll mouse is about as basic as mice come these days. Featuring left and right click buttons and a scroll wheel, this mouse seems to be the basic model shipped with all of their HP Compaq desktop PCs. Manufactured on the sneak by Logitech, the main body of the mouse is housed in black plastic with a small, tastefully subtle HP logo printed on it in silver, whilst each click button is finished in a metallic silver. The fabulous scroll wheel is a rather boring matte grey, but has a satisfying “click” to let you know that it is registering input.

The underside of the mouse is constructed of translucent plastic with a bright red LED mounted in the centre to capture the movements of the device across your desk.

Use

Being fitted with a green PS/2 connector, installing the mouse is a piece of cake as your computer will also have a matching green port into which the connector plugs. Being a basic mouse, Windows (for this is a PC-only peripheral) automatically detects and installs the requisite driver software so you should be able to go as soon as your PC has finished booting.

I have found the mouse to be comfortable and easy to use, the domed back of the mouse fitting nicely into the palm of my hand. The generous cable attached is thick and strong and also allows for free movement of the mouse across the desk and also free placement on either side of your keyboard dependent on your dexterity.

Being a Logitech contruction, the build quality is pretty good, the device feels sturdy and despite it’s relative lightness it seems quite strong.

Observations

The ease of use of this unit is also its greatest strength. Despite using older PS/2 technology for connection to your PC, this mouse excels at most basic tasks. Being an entry-level device, gamers may want something a little more responsive but for Home-Office use this is an excellent peripheral.

Both right and left buttons have a satisfying “click” sound coupled with a good level of resistance so that you instinctively know that the motion of your fingers have successfully transferred into the button. The grey scroll wheel is well designed with clicks to let you move the screen up or down by varying gradations for accuracy.

I have noticed that on occasion, the tracking LED fitted to detect motion and thus move the pointer on screen seems to run into difficulties and sometimes the mouse pointer drifts across the screen unbidden. However as this problem only occurs when the mouse is not being used, I do not think this is a major flaw. On the plus side, the LED does seem to be quite responsive on any surface (white paper, wooden table top and even a shiny black book) where many optical mice I have tested in the past would struggle to detect motion correctly.

Conclusion

In this day and age of wireless mice, this device may be unfashionable but it does the basic tasks of computer operation admirably. Despite having a wire and, worse still a PS/2 connector, the fact that this mouse often comes free with a PC is a credit to HP as they have resisted the usual corporate choice to bundle cheap and nasty peripherals with their machines to cut costs.

Being PS/2 and full-size, it is unlikely that this device will be compatible with modern laptops (they tend to only have USB connections, not PS/2). As more and more PCs ship without PS/2 connectors onboard, this mouse will have a more limited market, but if you are looking for a suitable workhorse to do basic computational tasks, this mouse from HP is hard to beat.

Consumer Review – Hotel Atelys, Strasbourg, France

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What follows is the first few paragraphs of a review of the Hotel Atelys in Lingolsheim, just outside Strasbourg which was written for the consumer opinion websites Ciao.co.uk and DooYoo.co.uk. As always, a product review must be informative and entertaining hence the informal tone of the text. The full article can be read here

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Overview & Appearance

I first came across the two-star related Hotel Atelys whilst organising a three day break for my wife and I to celebrate our anniversary in August 2006 since which time we have had a second stay in July 2007. I chose the Atelys because I had planned a visit to the excellent Europa Park situated just across the River Rhine in Germany and had found all of the hotels in the Germany / Black Forest region to be far too expensive.

Situated in the Lingolsheim suburb of Strasbourg, the Atelys is situated in a semi-industrial area two minutes walk from the Lingolsheim train station and within a short taxi ride from Strasbourg international airport. The hotel is also conveniently located near to major roads leading to Germany or elswhere within the Alsace region of France and beyond.

The hotel has 78 rooms spread across three floors and two wings and a breakfast room-cum-meeting area just off reception. There is a lift in the hotel which will facilitate access to most areas of the hotel, although I would recommend that wheelchair users make this clear when making bookings as there are rooms located on the ground floor. Also of note is that the corridors are all very dim and gloomy thanks to the dark carpeting and timed-lighting which must be triggered by the guest; a virtually impossible task when one cannot see the light switch in the first place!

Our room, situated on the first floor, had a double bed as well as two nightstands, a cupboard, a desk and a wall-mounted 14″ television which has access to both German and French channels (no English-speaking channels however). The bathroom was a fairly standard affair with a bath and shower, a toilet and a large sink. The shower was powerful and hot, and Mrs Ben was equally pleased with the bath.

As you would hope, you get two decent-sized bath towels, two hand towels and a bath mat. No tea or coffee making facilities are provided.

Our second stay was in a triple room which was effectively the same as the double but had a third bed, a third towel, a broken TV and was located on the third floor.

The breakfast room is nothing special; two rooms separated by a divider (open at breakfast time) with a large table in each laden with half-baguettes, cereal, croissants and a fridge containing milk, juice, cheese,butter, cold meats and yoghurt. Hot water is provided to make tea (including several fruit teas) and a large water heater containing coffee.

The staff were very helpful and spoke excellent English. I had to ring in advance on our second stay as we were running very late to check-in but the receptionist was very patient with my pidgin French-English cross-over!

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Consumer Review – Ione Scorpius N4

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Another technical product review for consumer website Ciao.co.uk. This article is designed to give an overview of the product itself (a computer mouse with integrated numeric keypad) and some details of it’s use with a view to informing the purchasing decisions of a potential buyer. As always, the tone is lighter than in many traditional reviews as Ciao.co.uk operate on a friendly community basis.

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The iOne Scorpius Keypad looks just like that weird cluster of numeric keys situated to the right of your PC keyboard, crossed with a pocket calculator and then interbred with an opticalione Scorpius N4 Mouse & numeric keypad mouse. Made in black, silver and two shades of grey plastic, the Scorpius features 19 keys for numeric input, a right and left mouse button and a grey scroll wheel for vertical page navigation. The underside of the device is graced with a red laser to monitor movement and the whole device is supplied with a rather stingy 2.5″ (75cm) silver(ish) USB lead for connection to your PC. The left hand side of the mouse also features a mysterious silver “Mode Switch” button which toggles the three tiny green LEDs mounted just above the numeric keypad.

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Consumer Review – Hauppauge WinTV USB

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What follows is a sample of a technical product review of the Hauppauge WinTV USB mobile television tuner device. Written for the Ciao UK consumer review website, this article is designed to be relatively light-hearted yet informative with a view to giving a potential buyer enough information to make an informed decision. Again, 25% of Ciao UK users believe this review to be of an “Exceptional” standard. The full review is available here: Hauppauge WinTV USB

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As with all technology, the WinTV USB has it’s limitations and quirks which I have already discussed. The WinTV USB is however a very good option for people who are not keen on opening their PC cases to fit an internal TV card. The external option also makes it ideal for people who are travelling with their laptops; we have taken our device and a laptop away a few times in the caravan so my wife did not miss Casualty and it worked very well with the caravan’s aerial.

The WinTV USB is also a cheap way to add TV functionality to your PC – mine cost around £25 secondhand and does everything I want. There are alternative options available from the same manufacturer (Hauppauge) which allow for additional radio functionality or digital TV reception, but with the additional features comes additional price. Newer TV cards allow for the reception of Freeview digital broadcasts and as such the WinTV USB is perhaps showing its age.

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Consumer Review – Pension Miami Hotel, Barcelona

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Another consumer review, this time of the Pension Miami Hotel, a budget establishment in Barcelona, Spain. This article is posted on the consumer review website Ciao.co.uk and is currently rated by 24% of Ciao users as “Exceptional”. The first paragraph of the review follows, click “Read more” to see the whole review.

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I have just returned from another of my legendary “shoe-string” budget tours during which I stayed at the Pension Miami hotel with Mrs Ben. We stayed two nights at said establishment for the princely sum of £68.29 via HotelClub.com. Admittedly the hotel was booked before finding out certain details which may have led me to choose another establishment such as the lack of breakfast and the “ladies of the night” who alledgedly ply their trade in the immediate vicinity (we did not see any of this however).

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Consumer Review – Hotel Pyramid Rome, Italy

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Some time back I wrote a product review of the mid-range Hotel Pyramid in Rome, Italy, for the consumer review website Ciao.co.uk.

The aim of such product reviews is to both inform and entertain the reader, giving a genuine opinion on the quality of the item being reviewed and additional information that would help a consumer considering a purchase, or in this instance, a stay. This particular review covers location and appearance of the hotel, the pros and cons of staying there and some additional information about attractions in the local area, including where to eat.

The full review of Hotel Pyramid can be read on the Ciao.co.uk website

Consumer Review – Anybody Out There? Album Review

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The following product review was written for consumer website Ciao.co.uk which maintains listings of independent articles based on their product catalogue. The tone of Ciao is quite informal and all reviews are based purely on the opinion of consumers, hence the lighter tone than that found for other publications.

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Overview

Burlap to Cashmere started life as a New York club act comprised of Steven Delopoulos and from his cousin John Philippidis. Following their manager’s advice the band was expanded to a eight members (mainly through friends and family) for the production Anybody Out There?, Burlap to Cashmere’s first (and only) album. Classified as a Rock/Pop/Folk group, defining the musical style of Burlap to Cashmere is a complex affair, perhaps best described as latin american guitar meets pop with a little mediterranean stomp chucked in for measure.

Tracklisting

1. Diggee Dime

A stupid title, but a ridiculously catchy tune on a bouncy latin theme. A relaxed verse complete with spanish-style strumming and seemingly nonsense lyrics, the song leads up to a silly-sounding chorus where the band sing “Digigee Digigee Dime Dime Digigee Digigee Dime”. The song is actually about leaving your worries behind and enjoying life, deeper still it is the freedom of a christian believer freed from the worries of this life. The lyrics sound silly written down, but the infectious tune is guaranteed to have your toe tapping.
Best lyric:
So Kiss the light, seize the day
Shine your shoes, come to play
Sun is shining, sky is clear
Leave your worries with your fear

2. Eileen’s Song

A total oddity, Eileen’s Song is unlike anything else on the rest of the album and easily the most mainstream sounding of all the tracks due to the extreme “clarity”; the whole track sounds so clean and crisp. This was the first song I ever heard from Burlap to Cashmere on an obscure (now defunct) cable music channel, and it was this that made me hunt down this album. Heavy on synthesiser/keyboard to provide a background, the complex yet gentle guitar work at which this group excels provides the song’s impetus. The lyrics talk of a friendship and a commitment to support the other (perhaps the eponymous Eileen?) through the storms and situations of life.
The second best track on the album and one of the best songs I have heard in the past three years.
Best lyric:
It’s a long and lonesome ride
When your friends have all gone home

3. Basic Instructions

Following the slow(er) and contemplative Eileen, Basic Instructions starts deceptively gently before launching into a Mariachi-style guitar-fest which has quickly become a huge favourite with my kids. At less than three minutes in length, this song hurtles into a full-on Spanish carnival complete with handclaps and “arriba!” style vocals. The lyrics themselves are a recap of the biblical message of God’s love for humanity and the basic instructions of the title (“whoever remaineth in Him, Shall not die, but lift up”).
Best lyric:
For God so much loved the world,
That He gave His one and only Son.
That whoever believeth in Him
Shall not die but live on

4. Chop Chop

Another silly title based on the chorus, this tune is another slower affair still featuring the delicate yet complex guitar work which is a trademark of Burlap to Cashmere yet managing to slip an almost gospel-sounding organ into the final chorus. Catchy and upbeat, the lyrics don’t make a lot of sense and I really can’t explain what the song is about although it seems to deal with culture clashes and human injustices (such an approach hasn’t stopped Oasis shifting a lot of terrible records based on the same premise but I find Burlap to Cashmere’s music far more palatable!). Not a bad track, but not great either.
Best lyric:
Chop Chop, tongue, tongue
That’s where we’re from

5. Anybody Out There?

The title track of the album starts quietly with a single guitar, two voices and a low humming synth which lends an incredibly “clean” sound to the first verse. Come the second verse however, the tempo picks up as the lead singer is joined by a quickened guitar and bongos before launching into the chorus at which point he is rejoined by the Mariachi guitarists. This song has a singalong chorus and an upbeat tempo despite the melancholy lyrics which seems to work really well. The song itself deals with man’s quest for a meaning – does anyone else apart from the singer see a meaning in life and more importantly, do they see Jesus as that meaning? The best track on the album – excellent.
Best lyric:
Is there anybody seeking?
Does anybody see
Or are they deaf and dumb like me?’

6. Treasures in Heaven

Slower than most, this track is more mainstream than most yet lacking the cleaness of sound found in Eileen’s song. The bass and electric guitars play a greater part in this track (usually they are relegated below the acoustic guitars) but the lead guitarist sounds like he is trying to introduce some country music into the lineup, and yet it still works despite the ecelctic mix of musical styles demonstrated on the rest of the album. The lyrics talk of the biblical principle that treasures should be stored up in Heaven rather than amassed worthlessly on Earth.
Best lyric:
She looked at me funny,
With compassion in her eyes

7. Skin is Burning

Starting with a single guitar and vocalist, for the first verse this tune suddenly introduces a synthesiser and additional guitars to create a grandiose orchestral sweep before somehow moving effortlessly into to a latino beat crossed with classical guitar, all without making the whole tune fall apart come the chorus. The lyrics speak obtusely of the struggle between the flesh and spirituality, particularly with the fleeting temptations of carnality. Very deep if you want to look…
Best lyric:
And my skin in burning
With the fire of the world.

8. Divorce

All albums have a weak track and this is it. The song starts with some weird, faraway vocal work over tribal beats before morphing into an arabesque string section and then back into a latin sound, all within the space of a minute. Divorce speaks of the collapse of a marriage, comparing the appearance of others in the street with the failing relationship of the singer who feels that they have not received from a relationship into which they have given much. The conviction of the vocalist leaves little doubt that this song is very personal and the hurt very real, but I still skip this one out of habit.
Best lyric:
Love must go both ways
But now the only way was me,
So I must leave before I fall
Into your twisted misery.

9. Good Man

After the venom of divorce, this track is quite gentle and far more upbeat with a joyful chorus which brings relief after the misery before. This is one of the few tracks on the album which does not use multiple guitars, instead a cross of folk and country with a bit of 1980′s nostalgia. The song uses the example of a man who has lived a good life but experiences unhappiness as a metaphor for us all as we look for meaning and love and how if we do not find God we may fall away.
Best lyric:
Got his mother, she don’t listen
And his father, hated his old man
But you listened to his feelings
And your eyes consistently understand

10. Scenes

A thumping bass guitar and a marching beat jar against the upbeat joy of the previous track. Yet despite the latino guitars adding an intresting layer of playfulness to the verses, the song descends into madness with someone muttering something incomprehensible, horses neighing and soldiers cheering. Another weak point which makes this tune instantly skippable. The lyrics don’t seem to make much sense either….
Best lyric: None unfortunately.

11. Ancient Man

Similar in sound to Good Man, this tune marks the return of the bongos and gospel-organ to the line-up with an up-tempo beat to relieve the shock of the previous tune. Sounding not unlike Paul Simon, Ancient Man is a conversation between a man and the Devil as the man renounces the temptations of evil as they simply ensnare his soul. A toe-tapper rollercoaster that speeds towards it’s conclusion.
Best lyric:
You came to me with open arms, and stuff.
You said you had holy bread.
Man, ya know that was just wonder bread.

12. Mansions

A song obviously of it’s time as it is an example of the generic 90′s rock/pop sound although this is not a criticism as Burlap to Cashmere actually do that sound pretty well! A mainstream, westernised track to finish the album the spanish guitars are replaced by earnest piano playing, pop guitar work and a gospel choir. A plea for change of the heart, Mansions talks of the desire to rid oneself of sin and instead develop a passion for God.
Best lyric:
Pride and hate, they live inside me.
I need your love enough to guide me.


Conclusion

One of my favourite albums of recent years, Anybody Out There? is a true rarity, successfully melding several world music genres not only into a single album but often into individual tracks. The highlights of Eileen’s Song and the eponymous Anybody Out There? are truly brilliant and easily cancel out the weaker tunes. Singalong choruses and interesting lyrics nestle comfortably with tunes played by musicians of great ability.

It is a shame that Burlap to Cashmere only managed to make the one full album. Recordings made at “The Bitter End” club in New York exist but add nothing to their only studio album; most simply contain live versions of the same songs.

I would strongly recommend this album for anyone as an introduction to westernised world music – my kids have certainly learned to appreciate more complex musical styles since listening. The underlying sprituality of the songs should also not deter the casual listener as the lyrics are complex and communicate on many different levels, not unlike those of U2 although this is a totally different musical genre. A gem from times past which is still as fresh ten years after it’s release. A+

Links

Burlap to Cashmere homepage: www.burlaptocashmere.com

Product Review – Better than a Bontempi organ

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The following product review was written for consumer website Ciao.co.uk which maintains listings of independent articles based on their product catalogue. The tone of Ciao is quite informal and all reviews are based purely on the opinion of consumers, hence the lighter tone than that found for other publications.

 


Overview

The HP 2004 Standard Keyboard is the basic, bog-standard input device currently shipping with HP Compaq entry-level desktop PCs such as the dx2400. Being that the PC supplied is a no-frills machine, it is little surprise that a no-frills peripheral is included. Remember that this is a PC-only peripheral.

Appearance

The keyboard is a fairly innocuous affair with black keys, black housing and a silver highlight plate which occupies the upper third of the unit with a black HP logo in it’s centre. The keys are relatively shiny with each letter picked out in white paint. Being a full-size keyboard, the majority of the unit is occupied by the letter keys with a separate numeric keypad set to the right. There are also the usual Function keys (F1 – F12) at the top, and the navigation keys (arrows, Insert, Delete, Home End etc).

At the back of the keyboard, right in the centre, the PS/2 lead joins the main body. The cable is of good thickness and strength to survive rubbing and chafing on your desk and is very well attached to the keyboard to prevent accidental detachment. The connector plug itself is the standard purple affair to aid easy connection to the relevant port on your PC (which will be the same colour).

The underside of the keyboard is completely devoid of interesting features except for the “legs” which allow you to angle the keyboard. There are three settings, completely flat, slightly raised and fully raised – personally I find fully-raised to be the most useful.

Use

As mentioned above, the keyboard connects to the PC via PS/2 connector. Being a basic keyboard, all of the drivers required to use this device are automatically installed in Windows and there is no requirement for any further configuration in order to get it working.

Since the advent of Windows 95(!), two additional keys are included; the Windows key which has the same effect as clicking the Start button (among many other things when used in conjunction with other keys) and the “right-click” button which has the same effect as clicking the right mouse button.

Observations

This keyboard from HP is very easy to use and is perfectly adequate for every text-entry situation. The keys have a good range of travel and a satisfying click to help your brain register that the key has been depressed successfully. I am only a two finger typist, but this keyboard is more than adequate at capturing my 45+ words per minute and I find it to be perfectly comfortable for extended periods of work.

There are however a few downsides to this unit. The first is that the keys fairly quickly develop a polished face meaning that light is reflected off the top obscuring the letter printed on it in white. For someone who cannot touch-type this makes data entry difficult in sunny conditions (I sit in front of a window). The white text has another downside in that it quickly becomes beige; even the cleanest hands carry some grime and keyboards are notorious for collecting minute amounts of filth and making you look like an animal (ask any owner of a white Apple MacBook for instance). The only other negative for this device would be the PS/2 connection, but if your computer still has PS/2 ports, why waste a valuable USB port on a keyboard needlessly?

Conclusion

This keyboard from HP is excellent in terms of build quality, ease of use and responsiveness. Granted that it features the ageing PS/2 connector and worse still (for some) is wired, I personally feel that this is an excellent keyboard that does the job of simple text entry admirably. I would definitely recommend this keyboard for anyone looking for a simple and easy-to-use device.

This keyboard is also the perfect match aesthetically and technically for it’s optical rodent sibling I have reviewed elsewhere (see links below).

Links

HP Optical mouse review: http://www.ciao.co.uk/HP_Mouse__Review_5832387